Real Conversations with A Girl: What Do YOU Feed Your Pets?

In case there was ever any doubt as to exactly what I am like in real life, I will share with you a real conversation I had with a friend via text message.  I may joke that A Girl is my blogging persona, but I’m only half joking…

** This is part of a series I started a while ago that are all real, transcribed conversations I’ve had with friends.  They all give their permission for me to share them.

Real Conversations With A Girl //

Me: I’m so sick of people putting their animals on diets that are based on human physiology. Cats should not be Paleo.

Her: My cats are vegetarian


Me: I only feed my dogs the blood of virgins

Her: Bahaha.  No wonder it’s so expensive.

Me: Yeah, virgin blood ain’t cheap, but, you know, I just feel so much better knowing that I’m doing the best thing for my dogs.  I’m pretty sure people who aren’t willing to buy sacrificial virgin blood don’t love their pets and it should really be considered animal abuse and they should have their dogs taken away.

Her: I once fed my dogs blood of a woman who claimed to be a virgin.  There was a $67836 vet billed that followed. I sued.

About A Girl

A Girl is a 20 something blogger who began blogging in 2008 as a means of coping with a deployment. She is a Veterinary Technician by trade and loves her work in Emergency and Critical Care. She is married to a 11 year veteran of the USMC reserves, whom she meet shortly after he returned from a deployment. They have been married for four years, have three, very bratty dogs, and are currently trying to muddle through the aftermath of a difficult deployment for both.

2 thoughts on “Real Conversations with A Girl: What Do YOU Feed Your Pets?

  1. hahaha!!! and here I was feed my husky a fresh homemade diet!!! Where I can get some of that virgin blood??
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