In case there was ever any doubt as to exactly what I am like in real life, I will share with you a real conversation I had with a friend via text message. I may joke that A Girl is my blogging persona, but I’m only half joking…
** This is part of a series I started a while ago that are all real, transcribed conversations I’ve had with friends. They all give their permission for me to share them.
Me: I’m so sick of people putting their animals on diets that are based on human physiology. Cats should not be Paleo.
Her: My cats are vegetarian
Me: LMAO
Me: I only feed my dogs the blood of virgins
Her: Bahaha. No wonder it’s so expensive.
Me: Yeah, virgin blood ain’t cheap, but, you know, I just feel so much better knowing that I’m doing the best thing for my dogs. I’m pretty sure people who aren’t willing to buy sacrificial virgin blood don’t love their pets and it should really be considered animal abuse and they should have their dogs taken away.
Her: I once fed my dogs blood of a woman who claimed to be a virgin. There was a $67836 vet billed that followed. I sued.
hahaha!!! and here I was feed my husky a fresh homemade diet!!! Where I can get some of that virgin blood??
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