Dear Matthew Broderick : A Love Letter

Dear Matthew Broderick //

While I recognize that you are a whole person who can drink older than I am, Monica and Richard made it work and I believe we can too.

I’m not sure how many people will remember this little known film, but you did a version of Cinderella all those years ago.  I made my mother rent it from the video store nearly every week insisting that it would never get old.  At 5 years old, I had found my soul mate and just knew you and I were meant to be together.

When I got older I was allowed to watch you in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and that movie only served to cement my love for you and the bond I just know we have.  I’m pretty sure you are also in love with me, you simply haven’t had the chance to realize it yet.  Don’t worry, you will.

I have had many people laugh at my love for you.  When I tell people that you are my celebrity crush, people often stare, mouth hanging open at the choice I seem to have made.  But I have been in love with you for more of my life than not.  That says something I think.

And while I think your spouse, Sara Jessica Parker, is probably a perfectly wonderful woman, she will always be the person who stole you from me.  I have not seen a single episode of Sex in the City, nor any of her recent work because of this fact.  In fact, I believe the last movie I saw her in was Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.  So that should tell you something of my dedication to you.

True, I am also married, but you got married first, so I feel we are even on that front.

I am patiently waiting for you to realize your love for me and knock on my door and ask me to run away with you.



A Girl