While I recognize that you are a whole person who can drink older than I am, Monica and Richard made it work and I believe we can too.
I’m not sure how many people will remember this little known film, but you did a version of Cinderella all those years ago. I made my mother rent it from the video store nearly every week insisting that it would never get old. At 5 years old, I had found my soul mate and just knew you and I were meant to be together.
When I got older I was allowed to watch you in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off and that movie only served to cement my love for you and the bond I just know we have. I’m pretty sure you are also in love with me, you simply haven’t had the chance to realize it yet. Don’t worry, you will.
I have had many people laugh at my love for you. When I tell people that you are my celebrity crush, people often stare, mouth hanging open at the choice I seem to have made. But I have been in love with you for more of my life than not. That says something I think.
And while I think your spouse, Sara Jessica Parker, is probably a perfectly wonderful woman, she will always be the person who stole you from me. I have not seen a single episode of Sex in the City, nor any of her recent work because of this fact. In fact, I believe the last movie I saw her in was Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. So that should tell you something of my dedication to you.
True, I am also married, but you got married first, so I feel we are even on that front.
I am patiently waiting for you to realize your love for me and knock on my door and ask me to run away with you.